I love you so much I went to Mars and made a heart for you. Even though while I was digging my face tried exploding like in Total Recall, it was still worth it to show my love for you. Please continue to love me, even though I am now disfigured. (At least I didn't cut my ear off for you.) Hubby
This is what happens when your husband is a planetary scientist with a quirky sense of humor. Happy V-Day! Love you, Hubs!